Let's talk about winks, baby...

Oh I remember my first "wink". It's basically the equivalent of a Facebook poke or a guy at the club humping you-- errr, "dancing" at you from behind. The first time is just so darn exciting, but after a while they lose their charm. Every time a notification pops up you wonder what kind of swamp creature it is this time. Here I will try to re-create the magic for you...

The email SAYS:


Email READS:
"Hey, this dude has been all over the internets winking and chicks and your love for dogs made you come up on his search too. He thinks you're hot, so do the guy a favor and acknowledge his noble act of clicking on a button next to your face"

SCORE!!!

but eventually your inbox looks like this:



Now don't get me wrong. It's kinda like a game of Russian Roulette. You might get some real uggers, but every so often a serious cutie comes your way. Enter fun times...

This is step one in the online dating scene. ;-)

holler.