Monday, April 9, 2012

Subway is for Lovers! Well, Porn Stars at least!

Okay this actually has nothing to do with online dating I just thought it was too fun not to share. And yes, I do take pictures of strangers.

I didn't pay for this Footlong...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

So Where Were We?

So funny story... Some of the gentlemen that I met back when I first started the blog/DC dating scene are still in my life.

One, who I never wrote about because I never really had anything negative or particularly entertaining to say about him and I are still friends. In fact, he picked up my Mega Millions ticket that won me a whole $10. Ain't nothin wrong with that.

Wamp Wamp/ The End Is Nigh and I also keep in touch. It's usually negative in nature, he just needs a reality check every so often. Also, he's in IT and occasionally sends me referrals.

Mike (The Omens) and I talk Mets and Giants. I'm the most surprised about that one since I was so pissed when I dumped him and it was so awkward that we were still in the same Fantasy Football league.

Never play fantasy with someone you've seen naked. It will not work out.

There was another match who had a reprise, but since I have not yet shared part 1, I'll save that for another entry.

My last and (now) most important artifact from Online Extravaganza Part One is actually part of the reason I've relaunched my site, because it's a story so ridiculous it would only happen to me. And must be told. We shall call him Anderson...

Who Says Online Dating Can't Be Hilarious?

In case you have never sailed the Plenty of Fish seas (POF is a free dating site by the way) then you might not realize that the caliber of conversation can tend to be subpar--- you get what you pay for right? Anyways, why not have fun with it? My gift to you, sharing the magic! Check out this Prince Charming... PS- He did not guess correctly. Darn.

Why Start with POF?

Simple. Speed of delivery! The caveat; not the most clever of emails...

We could also go with America's finest "I currently stationed at Andrews,AFB,MD...I have just moved the annapolis area, I kind of like it here. I have really bad ADHD and I like to sing to the radio even though I am a really bad singer!"

Loves it!

Today I logged into Plenty of Fish

Hey guys, I'm back! (again)

A couple years wiser, with a ton more dating experience under my belt and I'm ready to share again....

My goal this time around is simple: looking for LOVE! Or Lerve, as Celine Dion would say. What's inspired this? Well after the last 2 years of casual dating I've discovered a couple things about myself. I am completely capable of just dating, but when it comes down to commitment and long term relationships? Well, I have prime seating on the short bus of love.

So here I sit... In the cafeteria of Harris Teeter during lunch rush... Breaking the silence and going for it! You've been complaining that you don't have enough time wasters during work hours, so Merry Christmas, loyal fans, I'm back!